Shih Tzu Tales
By
*Little Lion*
Hello, did you catch a leprechaun on
St. Patrick’s Day?
I chased one away.
He was hiding in my email box.
I was furious! Grrr… grrr…
I yelled: “get out or I pinch you!”
My mistress told me to stop the fuzz.
I thought, she meant Buzz the cat!
So I flew to the kitchen window.
Another city taboo!
It seems there are many canine city rules.
Here is my first list of seven!
“Doggy-Don’t-Do” Rules in the City…
1. Don’t stray before your human
is ready to lead the way.
2. No Pun – Don’t Run – Unless
the human who holds the leash is young.
3. Don’t pull away after toilet-time.
Stay put, your human needs to scoop.
4. Don’t bark after dark.
A treat will be taboo if you do!
5. Don’t chase the cat, it’s not
a squirrel, raccoon, skunk or rat.
6. Don’t make a fuzz in the house.
They want everyting as quiet as a mouse.
7. Last but not least try to please!
Even if you are not in the mood
you will be considered being very good.
He-He, I just thought about this…
“A cat has nine lives” my mistress says.
Now what about a dog’s lives !?!
Must be many more.
Its dangerous out there.
Canines have to be constantly on the
look-out; guarding the humans, the house,
gardens and ward off invaders!
Doing this all while being as still as a mouse!
WOOF-WOOF!!!
It’s a doggy busy world!
See y’ around!
I have to run to my LOOK-OUT I hear
strange paw-steps near the house!
Tune in for more adventures next Saturday.
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