Shih Tzu Tales
By
*Little Lion*
Hello, Gals and Fellows!
Remember the saying:
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
Take heart, this is going to change…
Did you hear about the best health prediction
for your Humans?
He-He-He…
This comes straight from a U.S.A. survey:
“Keep a pet!
It will improve the pet owner’s health
and minimize
the country’s health care budget.”
The young mistress says she always knew this.
Humans health and happiness improve
with the company of pets, that’s why
pets are called “companion animals.”
My mistress is certain that birds must be
the callers who bring humans in a
cheerful mood. Why?
A. Because, very early in the morning
a Cardinal sings his song.
B. Early afternoon a Phoebe comes along.
C. In the evening Robins dig in the dirt
for a tasty worm meal.
D. Humming birds bring luck.
E. White doves are the Peace Birds.
F. When the birds stop chit-chatting,
the geese in flight are honking good night!
Well, I like to chase the chit-chatters.
No chance! My mistress is a bird lover!
Grrr… Grrr…
Last night we had a thunder storm.
I went to see the “Lad Upstairs”.
He said to me:
“Its raining Cats and Dogs, buddy.”
This puzzled me…
So he opened the front door and showed
the “cats and dogs world” to me.
Wonder of wonders,
no felines or canines to spot,
just a swell waterfall from the sky!
Then he told me all about thunder and
how he was once struck by lightning as he
showed me the info about thunderstorms:
http://www.weatherwizkids.com/weather-thunderstorms.htm
Sometime later he took me out and I got
pretty soaked, but it was fun dancing
and splashing in the rain.
When the mistress saw me drenched
she was shocked.
After she dried me with a towel she
read me a raindrop quote she wrote.
“On an early Spring day
raindrops sound like fairy knocks
on your window pane.”
*Gypsy Joy*
Then she tickled me. I felt happy because
she seemed happy and when I’m that happy
I tend to become a bit naughty.
I started running very fast through
the hallway, kitchen, diningroom, until
I dove on the sofa in the livingroom
and plopped down in a reclining position.
He-He-He, she was flabbergasted!
I think about sending her a fairy e-card
to make up for the shock I gave her.
She loves fairies!
http://www.gardenfairy.com/ecards.htm
A bit of advice fellows…
If you try your PAWS at digging in a
fairy garden make sure you bury a wishbone.
‘Cause you never know what fairies may do
if they don’t like your digging.
That’s all for now…
I have to run!
My mistress is taking me out for a doggy-do!
With thanks to the makers, enjoy
