Critter Tales
by
Gypsy Joy.
A few days ago I made up a halloween song for Empress Zoe Labrador who loves to tell Tall Tales.
As you can tell from Zoe’s Tall Tales, Zoe is quite a storyteller and poet.
Apart from basements Zoe is not scared of anything or anyone. But…
something very weird has happened today.
Zoe has disappeared!
Zoe’s mistress is frantic!
Some say she has been kidnapped by the young witch she wrote about in her halloween poem.
Others claim she has gone into hiding from her mistress because of the halloween spiders who jumped out of the halloween box she opened when she put her paws in last year’s halloween candies.
Again others claim she joined the RCMP but when I asked this nice RCMP gentleman he said he had not heard of a Black female Labrador named Empress Zoe and did not know her whereabouts. This gentleman suggested I try the “Fright Fort” a.k.a. Fort Henry in Kingston.
It’s too late in the evening now to visit the Fright Fort to look for Zoe. I hope she does not get scared too much if she got lost at the “Fright Fort” because it’s really scary there as you can see when you watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Vv8ts0XR8
If you see this young witch, please….
ARREST HER!
